Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1076 Secret Passages Found: 6
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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