FailSucceedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4100	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Animals Bred:	91	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	50

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2049	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Animals Bred:	86

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BabyBlockerVacay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	168	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JerichoSurvivor69

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Latin HappyCraft

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come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Socials Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2897	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3