EatCraftin’Friends | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	161
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Magic Items Found:	1287
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ores Mined:	5186	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	17064
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Cuties Club

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

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Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5745	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

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Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCreeperCocktails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Czech out CZCHAN.ORG for some Slovak-tingling Minecraft fun! Join us now!

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Hey there, fellow gamers and meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because Czchan.org is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Czech and Slovak 4Channers who know how to have a good time. We’ve got memes for days, crazy builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you can handle the banter).

But wait, there’s more! We’re pushing the admins to create a /int/ board because we believe in global unity through the power of memes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in there?

So what are you waiting for? Join Czchan.org today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended, then maybe stay away). See you on the server, comrades! 🤪🎮🤣

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Chaosville Funland

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Welcome to the land of Pure Distilled Korosanium, where the diamonds shine brighter than your future and the creepers are just misunderstood pets! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

Our server is home to the legendary Korosanium tree, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb to the top. But beware, the tree is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the depths of our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass.

So why wait? Join Pure Distilled Korosanium today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8414	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24