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GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Towns Built:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	8249
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	276
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Farms Harvested:	339
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	228	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

AITA not buying girlfriend’s kids cars daughter turning 16 budget Honda Toyota good on gas BMW i8 brand new truck mom and dad married 2.5 years gold digger family internet determine reconsider, CarlessCraze, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Potions Brewed:	103	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!

MomNotRealDaughterAITA

Affair, BETRAYAL, bio mom, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotions, family, family dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, love, MomNotRealDaughterAITA, Mother, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, stepmother, Trust

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crops Grown:	2078	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wanted to experience family drama in a virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with scandalous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about love and relationships. From secret affairs to long-lost family revelations, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic tale of a husband, wife, and their daughter who discovers the shocking truth about her bio mom. Will she forgive her parents? Will the family ever be the same again? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride of emotions, secrets, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us today and prepare to be amazed!

RejectingKarenMC SMP

Boundaries, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, emotions, fear of commitment, Honesty, incompatibility, Maturity, Men, past experiences, personal growth, Personal preferences, RejectingKarenMC, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Enchantments Applied:	86	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink sheep start chasing you, but don’t worry, they just wanna be your friends! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off, like what even is happening, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

BillionaireBites

affordable food, billionaire, BillionaireBites, budget meal, comfort food, extravagant eating, favorite dish, financial status, food cravings, gourmet food, guilty pleasure, high-class dining, indulgence, lavish cuisine, luxury dining., opulent eating, poor meal, rich person’s meal, simple meal, wealthy diet

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	2828	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of eating caviar and truffles every day like a basic billionaire? Come join our Minecraft server and indulge in the luxurious feast of dirt blocks and raw chicken! Who needs fancy gourmet meals when you can munch on some good ol’ Minecraft delicacies?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream mansion out of nothing but pink wool and obsidian, because why not? And don’t forget to tame a pet creeper and teach it to do your bidding – nothing says power like a creeper army at your command!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring billionaire lifestyle and embrace the chaotic world of our Minecraft server, come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

PuppyPals DrugResist Server

#PuppyPals, animal health, animal welfare, anthelmintic resistance, Australia, Canine hookworms, canine parasites, drug efficacy, drug resistance, drug treatment, drug-resistant parasites, DrugResist, genetic mutations, helminth infections, parasite control, parasitology, public health, Server, veterinary medicine, veterinary pharmacology, Veterinary research, veterinary science, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the hookworms are getting in on the action!

That’s right, our server is so wild that even the hookworms are mutating and becoming resistant to drugs! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be battling mutant hookworms for survival! Will you be able to outsmart these sneaky little buggers?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against genetically mutated hookworms while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of a ride that you won’t want to miss! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Players:	92/100	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4