Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Ores Mined: 1219 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Holy Grails Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CrushCraftVIP

    CrushCraftVIP
    Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Emeralds Found: 3467 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • UgandanRejectsCraft

    UgandanRejectsCraft
    lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Runes Activated: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Towns Built: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Mickey Mouse Craft Land

    Mickey Mouse Craft Land
    Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Air Quality Craft

    Air Quality Craft
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

    imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

    so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Emeralds Found: 2935 Ores Mined: 8932
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Anarchy Unfiltered

    Anarchy Unfiltered

    Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 186 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • forteuropa

    forteuropa

    FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

    Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

    Why  are  all  TV  shows  about  violence?  –  Minecraft  SMP
    Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 243
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyNoobsBegone

    CraftyNoobsBegone
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4146 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

    NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma
    so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

    and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

    plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

    so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

    SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas
    lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6639 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Brainy Sleepy Check

    Brainy Sleepy Check
    So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dimension Hops: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Amazing SMP

    Amazing SMP

    [EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 467
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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