Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Emeralds Found: 418 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyNoobsBegone

    CraftyNoobsBegone
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

    NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma
    so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

    and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

    plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

    so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 468 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

    SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas
    lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Brainy Sleepy Check

    Brainy Sleepy Check
    So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 235 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Endless Legions Commanded: 45

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Amazing SMP

    Amazing SMP

    [EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 95 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Xique Xique Network

    Xique Xique Network

    Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Magic Items Found: 4421
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 166 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Animals Bred: 176 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 138 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magic Items Found: 8351
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Magic Items Found: 2720 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ores Mined: 1297 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 256 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3357 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2998 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 248 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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