Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Crops Grown: 4178
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Farms Harvested: 166 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9653 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 New Chunks Explored: 784232
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 2331
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 68 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 646
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CrushCraftVIP

    CrushCraftVIP
    Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1278
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • UgandanRejectsCraft

    UgandanRejectsCraft
    lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 935886 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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