Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Star Shards Collected: 156
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Divine Spears Created: 24 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

    Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

    Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!
    Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 76 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Farms Harvested: 785
    Alien Abductions: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocktopia LOLz

    Blocktopia LOLz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 8088

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

    KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

    Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

    Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

    So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 341 Emeralds Found: 4305
    Dimension Hops: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

    The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Potions Brewed: 132 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

    Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

    But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Animals Bred: 184 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

    CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!
    Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

    Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

    Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

    Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

    Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 261 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

    KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 455019 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

    Lolcraft – 404 Not Found
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5491 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

    PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

    Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MOOville Snapcraft

    MOOville Snapcraft
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 121 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

    Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!
    Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

    Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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