Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep . They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANEMinecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!
Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most EPICMinecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? Yeah, they’re pretty badass.
But wait, there’s more! Every week, we host a pixel art competition where the winner gets to ride a unicorn around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of The Sybian’s legendary adventures in the world of Minecraft!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the only rule is to have NON-STOP fun!
Join us if you’re tired of servers where lovers are too busy crafting to have some good ol’ fashioned SEX! Here, we encourage all players to take breaks from building to show some love to their in-game partners.
Our server is so wild, even the creepers are getting in on the action! Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a creeper couple enjoying a romantic sunset together.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures and see if you can find your perfect in-game match!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and Japanese women are SCARY! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and mischievous fun.
On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and encounter all sorts of quirky characters. From ninja pandas to talking parrots, you never know what you’ll come across next.
But beware, the Japanese women on our server are not to be underestimated. They may seem sweet and innocent, but once you cross them, they’ll unleash their wrath in ways you never thought possible. So watch your back and tread carefully in their presence.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique mix of excitement, danger, and pure hilarity? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, when it comes to Japanese women, expect the unexpected!
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now and discover the secret power of your tongue in our virtual world. Yes, you heard it right! Your tongue will have magical abilities to turn blocks into diamonds with just a lick! Don’t believe us? Well, come try it out for yourself and see your yubi transform into a diamond-mining machine! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see wat dat tongue do to my yubi!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where people who like nagatoro have a serious humiliation fetish! Join us for a wild ride filled with embarrassing challenges and ridiculous dares that will leave you questioning your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground catgirl cult that worships the almighty Nagatoro herself. Gain access to exclusive cat ears and tail cosmetics to show off your devotion to the queen of teasing.
If that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover the diamond-encrusted banana that is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most humiliatingly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩
But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️
So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉
Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!
Official modded minecraft server of twitch streamer EmperorNeo97.
This server has several roleplay nations such as united nations, obsidian republic and more.
For those who want a easier start they can ask ChairmanMartin a starterkit and temporary room.
Server is 24/7 outside of maintence.
Claim protection is done via FTB chunks which includes protection from mob griefing by default.
Modpack link: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/all-the-mods-6
FEATURES:
-Easy mob grinding via mods
-Spawn protection
– Creation of your own colony
– Automated production
-Magical powers such as minions and spells
The best anarchy of Minecraft there are mystics and much more talismans and amulets every weekend the End opens and if you kill the Ender dragon you will receive 1000 coins
if the server is empty this means that it has not started yet, register now before it begins, JOIN OUR DISCORD.
Welcome to the City of Sands, a captivating Minecraft server where an epic 2-week event awaits you! Embark on an extraordinary adventure as you strive to collect as many rubies as possible and secure your chance to claim the ultimate prize. Immerse yourself in a sprawling metropolis, teeming with life and opportunities. Explore the bustling streets and discover a vast array of rooms available for purchase using your hard-earned rubies. Customize your living space and create your own unique oasis within the city. But be prepared – the path to emerald riches won’t be easy. Navigate through treacherous landscapes, engage in thrilling quests, and uncover hidden secrets. Trade with skilled villagers who eagerly await your emerald offerings, unlocking valuable resources and rare items to aid you on your quest. Compete against fellow adventurers in a race to the top of the leaderboard. Rise through the ranks, showcasing your emerald-collecting prowess and strategic trading skills. Will you emerge as the ultimate victor, claiming the coveted prize that awaits the most dedicated and resourceful player? Our server offers a balanced and fair gameplay experience, with a focus on skill, strategy, and community interaction. We value fair play and strive to provide an inclusive and enjoyable environment for players of all levels. No pay-to-win mechanics here – your success is solely based on your dedication and abilities.Join us now :), if the server is empty this means that it has not started yet, register now before it begins, JOIN OUR DISCORD.
Magic Tavern is a server that combines elements of RPG and classic Minecraft.
To make it easier for you to understand, let’s say in the language you are familiar with: New mobs, new equipment, quests, minor elements of the RPG genre (from Storekeeper and Auctioneer to Groups and Clans), a balanced economy – all this is in the universe of the Magic Tavern server.
Also, we haven’t forgotten about survival! Four seasons with their own characteristics and a new unusual generation of the world of your inquisitive explorer!
On our server, as in all its web resources, the rules are mandatory and the administration carefully monitors their compliance, so no one will be left deprived or offended.
We do not sell privileges that have access to /gm 1 or /op, and therefore each player is only as developed as he or she puts in the effort.
And, accordingly, no one will block you for no reason, as players like to do on servers that sell administrator statuses and everything like that.
Our main goal is to achieve a comfortable game for every player, which we strive for very much and do not stop working on the server, and updates are released quite often.
We really hope that you will appreciate our work and will not pass by.
Thank you for taking the time to read this text, we are waiting for everyone on our server, we will be glad to see any of you.
VixterMC is a very nice op prison server in which it consists of mining to be able to climb the rank to the highest and be the most op of this entire wonderful server
PLAY.ONLYCRAFT.XYZ Your Minecraft server! Join one of the best servers in Latin America! Find everything you need, 24-hour moderation, a tremendous team ready for you. We have Survival with Daily Events!
OFFICIAL SERVER
play.onlycraft.xyz
Puerto Java: 25565
Puerto Bedrock: 19132
