Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

    Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

    Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

    So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

    The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Magic Items Found: 7458 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Dragon Scales Harvested: 307
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

    Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

    But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

    CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!
    Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

    Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

    Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

    Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

    Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

    KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

    Lolcraft – 404 Not Found
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

    PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

    Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MOOville Snapcraft

    MOOville Snapcraft
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Villages Defended: 18
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

    Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!
    Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

    Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

    Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Burger Delivery

    Blocky Burger Delivery
    Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

    Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

    Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

    Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ores Mined: 2200 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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