Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ores Mined: 3355
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Love Letters Sent: 10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY