Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Endless Night Skies: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY