Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Animals Bred: 122
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Magic Items Found: 5017 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY