Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where anyone can join without proving they’re not a total noob? Look no further! Our server is so legit, even America would approve. We don’t let just anyone in, you gotta have a valid ID to prove you’re not a Minecraft pleb.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to prove you’re not a total retard (their words, not ours). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your skills on the most exclusive Minecraft server around. Just make sure you bring your ID, because we don’t mess around when it comes to quality players.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the only rule is that there are no rules! That’s right, you can build whatever you want, grief whoever you want, and steal all the diamonds YOU WORKED AND PAID TAXES FOR!
Join us on this wild ride where the mobs are friendly and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself wants to hang out with us!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and DIAMONDS that you can raid whenever you want.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything goes and YOU WILL NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!YOU WORKED AND PAID TAXES FOR THIS!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will become the ruler of the entire server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and even Bigfoot himself!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, anything is possible. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken in a game of chess? Easy peasy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the only passport you need is your sense of adventure! Join us as we embark on wild quests, slay dragons, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling evil mobs with their trusty diamond sword. And that player’s name? HERO OF THE SERVER.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the LEGENDARY Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the INSANITY begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!
Join us and you’ll discover a world where Chinese passports are actually used as weapons to defend your virtual girlfriend from assailants. That’s right, forget swords and shields, all you need is a passport to keep your loved one safe!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!
Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. But beware, there’s a secret underground dungeon where the legendary Notch himself challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant ice cream cone? Or battled it out in a PvP arena filled with bouncing slime blocks? Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft community out there. And remember, if you don’t vote, the llamas will come for you. And trust me, you do not want to mess with the llamas.
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!
But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.
A 100 Vanilla Minecraft Survival and Mini-game server Runs on the latest Snapshot This server is fun meant to be had with friends or family so bring your friends and have a good time.
HarvestMC offers a unique gamemode experience in which you farm to gain your claim to fame. You can progress through many in-game ranks, prestige, obtain magical items, interact with towns people and much more! Come enjoy a custom coded server focused on farming!
TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see!Game Modes:– Survival– BedWars– Skyblock– OneBlock– Parkour
– Easy and affordable savings– Customized menus and commands– An innovative store menu– VoteParty– McMMO– Jobs– Daily challenges– Monthly Challenges– Minigames– AND MUCH MORE!!!
Welcome to ArcticRealms, a frosty wonderland of adventure and creativity in the world of Minecraft! 🌨️ Embrace the icy embrace of our server and embark on a journey through a realm where frozen landscapes and thrilling challenges await. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or just starting your blocky adventure, ArcticRealms offers a variety of captivating experiences that will keep you hooked for hours on end. ⛏️🏔️
🌍 Our Frozen Realms:🏞️ Survival with Economy: Brave the cold and carve out your path in the unforgiving arctic wilderness. Manage resources, build shelters, and trade with fellow survivors to thrive in this challenging environment.
❄️ Practice PvP: Sharpen your skills in exhilarating PvP battles amidst snow-covered battlegrounds. Challenge friends and foes alike to prove your supremacy in combat.
🛏️ Bedwars: Engage in strategic bed-bursting battles, where teamwork and tactics are key. Protect your bed while attempting to eliminate opponents in this fast-paced, frosty showdown.
☁️ Skyblock: Rise above the frozen clouds and build your own floating island oasis. Master the art of survival with limited resources, and create a unique haven in the sky.
✨ What Awaits You:❄️ Thrilling Events: Join us in regular events that bring the community together for epic challenges, competitions, and unforgettable moments.
🏆 Economy and Progression: Build your empire by participating in the economy, trading with other players, and achieving greatness in the frozen expanse.
🌟 Cosmetic Magic: Express yourself with a vast array of cosmetic options, from frosty skins to icy particle effects, allowing you to truly stand out in the crowd.
So bundle up, grab your pickaxe, and prepare to forge your legend in the frozen expanses of Arctic. Join us now and unlock a world of adventure, creativity, and camaraderie unlike any other! ❄️🏔️
▸ Server IP: mc.arcticbd.net▸ Discord: dc.arcticbd.net▸ Forums: www.arcticbd.net▸ Store: store.arcticbd.net
A server filled with happy players willing to have a great time with everyone. With a large amount of staff needed for the server this small server will make a perfect home for you. We also have SlimeFun :O (I know…)
Fields of zen is a server made for the players who doesn’t want to stress or fear that other players will grief or raid their bases or kill them repeatedly. Fields of zen welcomes players from all over the world with ambassadors to help with translation if needed. Fields of zen has great, experienced staff which all live in different timezones to offer help at any time. Fields of zen was first started in 2012 by scorp_poison. So if you’re looking for a relaxed minecraft experience, please join Fields of zen and enjoy the beautiful world of minecraft uninterrupted. We can’t wait to see you on! //FOZ Staff
