Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dimension Hops: 0
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Emeralds Found: 8125
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Ores Mined: 1430

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6374 Towns Built: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 278
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Farms Harvested: 733
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Falling into the Void: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ores Mined: 5566
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 194 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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