EuroArmy Minecraft Server

army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroArmy, european defense, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, regional stability, Russian threats, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have created an ‘army of Europe’ to face off against all the crazy Russian threats! Volodymyr Zelensky himself is a regular player and he’s always leading us into battle with his epic speeches and dance moves.

we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.

join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs

Racoon Hideout Minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builder, Community, competitor, cosmetic store, creativity, crossplay, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Economy, Events, Explorer, FRIENDSHIPS, HIDEOUT, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Player Shops, RACOON, smp, Structures, Tight-Knit Community, trader..

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

Description:

A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged!

Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.

What Makes Us Special?

	A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered.
Custom Items	Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience.
Thriving Economy & Player Shops	Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town!
Cosmetic-Only Store	Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here!
Mini-Games & Events	Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community!
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun.
A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community	We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay.

Server Information

Server Name:	Racoon Hideout
Version:	Play on any version!
Gameplay:	Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features
Crossplay:	Java & Bedrock supported

Join Our Community!

Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.

Join us today and become part of something amazing!

Join Our Discord

Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!

See you in the Hideout!

Enchanted Isles 1.20

actress, Anya Taylor-Joy, body positivity, Boundaries, celebrity nudity, consent, controversy, empowerment, Enchanted, explicit content, explicit scenes, filmography, Isles, nudity, on-screen nudity, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, Rumors, Sexualization, speculation, tabloids

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Farms Harvested:	969
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

OH EM GEE, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!

Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ColorblindCraft

Apology, Blue, color perception, Colorblind, ColorblindCraft, colorblindness, confusion, customer service, dinosaur museum, Green.., lying.., Misunderstand, offensive, parasaurolophus, Prizes, Purple, Quests, Raptor, TRex, triceratops, Wristbands

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.

Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!

Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!

So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!

AnimalCrimeSMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

Attention, Ballerina, Ballerinas, child abuse, child neglect, criminal charges, criminal neglect, DAUGHTER, Eat, Food, HangryCraft, jailed, legal consequences, neglect, neglect case, neglect consequences, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, parental neglect, parents, starvation, Starved

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies

adaptation, Anemone, Anemonefish, Buddies, Coevolution, Evolution, Host-parasite interaction, Marine Biology, marine discovery, marine ecology, marine life, marine organisms, marine research, Marine symbiosis, Mutualism, Nematocysts, ocean life, research, Sea anemones, sea creatures, Sialic acid, Stinging cells

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!

So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!

But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!

And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Jixing Vorld Server Minecraft

alt, Anarchy, banner, COMPLETE, Complete Anarchy, Demolish, description, GIF, Jixing Vorld, jokes, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Month, Server, server description, SPAVN, Title, wipe

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Dzhiks Vorld – the server on which the complete anarchy is happening. There are no jokes here, you can demolish the SPAVN. Wipe every month

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Altheria Worldbuilding

ago.., alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Days, Discord, Economies, Fun, Geo-politics, Ip:, launched, Play, player, Roleplay, Running, Server, Support, Towns, Wars, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Server Launch Date	Just launched a few days ago
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there player-run economies and nations?	Yes, players can create their own towns, build economies, go into wars and alliances.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched a few days ago.
Is there bedrock support?	Yes, we have bedrock support on port 25565.

Doki Bird Haven 1.21

#youtube, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions., Doki, Dokibird, DokiMint, Drift Away, Fanart Vault, Final Heist, Haven, Heart of Gold, joy, Laughter, no matter what, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Farms Harvested:	990	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2217

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why join? Because on our server, Angry Naked Birds roam free and you can ride them into battle! Plus, we have exclusive Dokibird content like her cover songs and epic heist MVs. Want more reasons? How about playing Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery in Minecraft? Dive into our Divegrass team page and suggest ideas for the team! Don’t be a Dumb Goon, be a Smart Goon and join our server now for a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience!

ShoeSnatchers Minecraft Server

advocacy, Advocate, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, customer service, disabled friend, Experience, Frustration, Hostage, loyalty, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, payment, Repair, resolution, runners, satisfaction, Server, service, shoe repairman, ShoeSnatchers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9810	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this shoe repairman saga!

Imagine dropping off your diamond boots for a repair and then having to go on a wild goose chase for them for 10 months! Our server is just as chaotic and unpredictable, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

From lost items to outrageous demands, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable customer service. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore

alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, communication breakdown, confrontational situations, controlling behavior, CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore, destructive behavior, drinking problem, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, guest etiquette, guest expectations, house rules, personal boundaries, property damage, relationship issues, Safety concerns, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	642619	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than my brother-in-law’s pants on fire? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.

Our server is so lit, even your brother-in-law’s vape battery can’t handle it! Watch as he sets the world on fire (literally) with his drunken antics. But don’t worry, we’ve got fire extinguishers ready for any unexpected burns.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to keep your virtual house intact while dodging drunk players and exploding batteries. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the drama and chaos firsthand on our server?

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to keep the drinks away from the keyboard – we don’t need any more fiery incidents on our hands.

SexLifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, consent, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Intimacy, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Pleasure, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-confidence, sex education, SexLifeUpgrade, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Lol, bro, if I could go back in time and tell my younger self how to improve my sex life, I would be like “yo, join this epic Minecraft SMP server, bruh!” Like, seriously, this server is lit AF and full of hot players who are ready to mingle.

I joined this server and my sex life improved by like 1000%. I met this player who was like a Minecraft sex god and he taught me all these crazy moves that I never even knew existed. Now I’m like a pro at Minecraft sex, bro.

So yeah, if you want to level up your sex life, join this server and get ready for some wild adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. #MinecraftSexGods #JoinTheSMPBro

CraftyTeen vs. CraftyAdult

18 year old self, aging, CHANGE, CraftyAdult, CraftyTeen, current self, Evolution, growth, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life experience, Maturity, past vs present, personal development, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	676
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Remember when you were 18 and thought you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now imagine a Minecraft server that makes your 18 year old self look like a total noob.

Join our server and experience the ultimate glow-up of your Minecraft skills. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit, and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle.

So say goodbye to your 18 year old self and hello to the epicness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re still stuck in your emo phase, in which case, maybe go listen to some My Chemical Romance instead).

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