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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Villages Defended: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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