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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
Ores Mined: 6040 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

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