Grandma Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

GrandmaCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, Cancer, Cheating, classmates, Confrontation, friendship, Gathering, Grandma, GrandmaCraft, insults, jokes, Minecraft, old friends, personal attacks, regret, relationships, rude behavior, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, tolerance

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your pent-up rage in a virtual world? Join our server for a chance to take revenge on all those who have wronged you, just like the OP did to Sasha! Build a fortress to protect yourself from those who try to insult your virtual grandma, and let the insults fly like arrows in a PvP battle. Don’t hold back, let it all out in a safe and pixelated environment. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama? Join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

GrannyGamerGalore

advice, aita, Angry, Cheap, Computer, condition, expensive setup, family, Grandma, grandson, GrannyGamerGalore, Greed, microphone, monitor, Mouse, Scammed, SELLING, Telling, wireless keyboard, WORTH..

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your own family members! Just like how this player saved their grandma from getting scammed, you can save your virtual villagers from any shady deals. Who knew that Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about pricing and negotiation skills? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly wireless keyboard and mouse that will help you build faster than ever before. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to show off your savvy business skills and become the ultimate Minecraft mogul. Join now and prove that you’re not “driven by greed,” just driven by a love for epic gaming adventures!

Ice Cream Stand to Millionaire

$16 loan, 1970s, Boomer advice, cream, do what you love, Grandma, horrible advice, Ice, ice cream stand, MILLIONAIRE, money will follow, multi-million dollar business, Stand

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen cookies from the villagers. don’t worry, they don’t mind cuz we give them emeralds in return.

our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of his wand. he once defeated a creeper with a single punch and then danced the macarena on its grave.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bizarre minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, once u join, u’ll never wanna leave.

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

GrannyGriefNoMore

ABUSIVE, aita, childhood trauma, difficult family relationships, distant relatives, Emotional Abuse, estranged relatives, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational trauma, Grandma, GrannyGriefNoMore, neglect, not taking son, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	3791
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	118	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6383	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

Granny’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Asshole, BLOCK, children, choose, cringe, DECIDE, endearing, family, grandchildren, Grandma, Grannys, Honey, husband, Minecraft, Mother, name.., odd, Party, pet name, Romantic, Server, Siblings, Unique, weird

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old grandma names like Nana or Granny? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can join a family where the grandma insists on being called “Honey”! That’s right, forget about traditional names, we’re all about being uniquely different here.

Join us and witness the sweetest grandma in Minecraft history, who will shower her grandkids with love and affection just like honey. And if you think it’s odd, well, that just adds to the fun! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a family where the grandma’s nickname is as sweet as honey?

So come on, join our server and experience the most honey-filled family dynamics you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, grandma always knows best, even if her choice of name is a bit… unconventional.

GrannyGamer Minecraft Server

abandonment, ABUSIVE, Cheating, children, Cozy, Enabling, Fake, Family Events, Father, forgiveness, Grandma, grandmother, GrannyGamer, HATER, Minecraft, mistress, old age, reconciliation, Rude, second wife, Server, step-grandma

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the tangled web of relationships and betrayal, just like the tangled vines in the jungle biome.

Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good soap opera storyline, complete with step-grandmas, cheating scandals, and family feuds. Will you choose to forgive and forget like some players, or will you hold onto that grudge tighter than a diamond sword?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Who needs a boring old survival world when you can have a front-row seat to the most entertaining family saga in Minecraft history? Join now and let the madness begin!

GrannyGuardianMC

aita, Appearance, BIAS, Braids, British, Community, discipline in communication, Dr apt, Good, Grandma, GrannyGuardianMC, HOOD, insurance card, judgmental, market of choice, mugging, parking lot, Shady, Sir, track pants, zen confidence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like the time I encountered a nosy ex-cop in a parking lot! Our server is so crazy, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe it’ll be a talking sheep or a dancing creeper, who knows!

This ex-cop thought he could question me just because I was wearing track pants and braids, but little did he know I was a Minecraft master ready to shut him down with my epic comebacks. Join our server and show off your sass just like I did!

Who needs boring explanations when you can just shut down judgmental strangers with a flick of your wrist? Join our server and unleash your inner zen confidence as you navigate through crazy encounters and hilarious moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, caregiver burnout, caregiving, caregiving challenges, dementia, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, sibling responsibility, stress, teenage struggles, wanting my own life

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking care of your grandma with dementia is just the beginning of the adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Nanny moved in with her new boyfriend, then moved in with you after they broke up.

But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this crazy journey. Meet our unique community members, like your dad who smokes a lot outside and has anger issues, or your brother who conveniently disappears whenever there’s work to be done. And let’s not forget about your mom, the respiratory therapist who goes on weekend trips to escape it all.

As you navigate through the challenges of caring for Nanny while trying to have a life of your own, you’ll also have the opportunity to explore the vast world of Minecraft with your friends. Build, mine, and survive together in a world where anything is possible, just like convincing your mom to let you go to the Western stock show with your girlfriend.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate blend of real-life drama and virtual fun! Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. See you in the game!

NoSelfControlSnacks

Binge Eating, comfort food, cravings, discipline, Food, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Moderation, NoSelfControlSnacks, self-control, snack, sweets, temptation, Treats, Unhealthy, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	144
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

Acai Looks Like Noob

Acai, Amazon, Antioxidant, berry, Boost, Bowl, DELICIOUS, ENERGY, Exotic, healthy, immune system, long tail tag, noob, Nutritious, organic, pronunciation, smoothie, Superfood, syllables, Tropical, vitamin-rich, weight loss

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

marine life, ocean predators, sea creatures, Sea Urchins, Server, Shark attacks, Shark Awareness., shark behavior, Shark Biology, shark conservation, Shark Ecology, Shark Feeding Habits, Shark Hunting, shark populations, shark protection, shark research, shark species, Shark Videos, Sharks, underwater footage, Urchins, Wild, wildlife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4453	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

active community, Afk, awesome builds, Battles, Build Competitions, Community, compete, Diamond Economy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, GEMSTONES, LuckyGem, Mature, minecraft youtubers, nether tunnel, player-built, responsive staff, Server Information, Shiny, smp, stall, trusted community, Uhc, vision, Voicechat, WEEKLY, weekly competitions, weekly events, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.

We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.

No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!

No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!

Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!

Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!

SERVER INFORMATION

We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn

Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP?	To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server?	We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
Can I donate to the server?	We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
How can I get involved in server events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

Asian art, Asian cuisine, Asian culture, Asian history, Asian traditions, China, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Crafty, east asia, Minecraft, Panda, Server, Zhongguo

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	New Chunks Explored:	308177
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Love Letters Sent:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Villages Defended:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SisSlayin

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, CreeperCrisis, DiSRuPtiON, disturbance, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor issue, mishap, Nuisance, ruin, setback, small thing, Trouble, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Animals Bred:	184
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!