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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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