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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runes Activated: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 20
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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