Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 148
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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