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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 New Chunks Explored: 779824

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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