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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
Dragon Scales Harvested: 376 Meteorites Collected: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Magic Items Found: 2627
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 34

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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