CraftyRetaliationEU | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3806
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Towns Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	930
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.

Mystic Zen Realms 1.21

asian women, biological imperatives, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional distress, identity crisis, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mystic, Obsession, Psychosis, Realms, self reflection, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, support systems, Therapy, Trauma, zen

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the clutches of Asian women and your crazy biological urges, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.

Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?

Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!

SleepCraftersGuild

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Empathy, flexibility, Focus, mental health, mood, partner, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Respect, Routine, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, SleepCraftersGuild, Understanding, work

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	142	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sleep schedules and respecting boundaries! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any partner drama like sleeping on the couch.

Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.

So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.

Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!

PixelPecsMC

beauty standards, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity journey, body positivity movement, body pride, Confidence, physical appearance, PixelPecsMC, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulous body features? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things unique and quirky about you! Whether you have a nose that can smell diamonds from miles away or a butt that can break blocks with a single clap, we want you on our team! Join now for a chance to show off your one-of-a-kind body feature and dominate the competition in the most hilarious way possible!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., elections, Electoral Process, failed plan, foreign policy, government response, International intervention, international relations, Minecraft, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, peace talks, political stalemate, political strategy, Server, Truce, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and the US are battling it out for control of the virtual world! build ur own fortress and defend it from crazy american players trying to take over. but watch out, because ukraine is always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and lots of explosions. trust us, this server is a “failed plan” for boredom.

CraftyCanucks: No Tariff Takedown

aluminum, Canada, CraftyCanucks, Dispute, donald trump, Economy, Exports, Imports, international relations, justin trudeau, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Steel, takedown, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, Trump tariffs, united states

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Votes:	6817	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from real life drama, you know? like, imagine if trump tried to mess with canada, and canada was just like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna back down!” that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on this server, except instead of trade wars, we’re battling it out in epic minecraft battles.

join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.

plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!

TrippyCraft: Beyond Death

anxiety, anxiety reduction, continuity, coping mechanisms, death, End of life concerns, existential fears, fear, fear of death, Legacy, Legacy beliefs, mental health, Mind-altering drugs, psychedelic experiences, psychedelics, psychoactive substances, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual experiences, substance use, Transcendence, TrippyCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our wacky Minecraft server where you can escape death anxiety by tripping on psychedelic substances! We ain’t doctors, but we guarantee you’ll feel like a fearless warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere. That’s the magic of our server, baby! Forget about your worries and enter a world where death is just a silly little thing that can’t touch you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and transcend death like a boss. Who needs spiritual beliefs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a bunch of shrooms, am I right? Let’s make a legacy together, one block at a time. Peace out!

MysticNet.works

bedrock, bookbag system, chorus fruit, combat tagging, Community, crazy mods, Creative, Crossplay Compatible, Factions, java, KitPvP, Minecraft, MysticNet.works, og, Op items, pay to win, Plotworld, Progressable Skills, quality of life, Respawnable Ender Dragon, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Unique Banking System

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	1822
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Overview:

Features	OG Factions server
	Not Pay-to-Win
	No OP items
	No Crazy Mods

Main features:

IP: MysticNet.works

Other Gamemodes:

KitPVP
Creative (Plotworld)
SMP (Survival)

Server Owner: Sell_ox

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Pay-to-Win?	No, the server is not Pay-to-Win.
Are there OP items on the server?	No, there are no OP items on the server.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is super optimized and there is no lag.
How can I contact the server owner?	You can contact Sell_ox on Discord.

Legitimate Homosexual Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime characters, anime couple, attraction, Boundaries, comedy, Desires, FANTASY, FAT ASS, homosexual, Legitimate, love, Quest, relationship, Rikka, romance, self-control, Sexuality, slap, temptation, Turned On, Yuuta

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Potions Brewed:	188
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Farms Harvested:	543	Animals Bred:	90
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

You’ll be questioning reality more than ever before as you navigate through our wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the answer to life’s greatest mysteries, like whether Yuuta is actually gay or just really good at controlling his urges around Rikka’s thicc booty.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your Minecraft character’s too)!

Dreamy Pixel Land

#classified information, #intelligence agency, activated, amalee, black ops, clandestine operation, code name, covert mission, dreamy, Espionage, KAWB, Land, mission accomplished, nice going, operation life boat, PIXEL, secret operation, sleeper agent, spy thriller, Stealthy, top secret, undercover, Vshokeks

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Votes:	3548	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	142313	Love Letters Sent:	18

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Operation “Life Boat” is in full swing, with KAWB and Vshokeks leading the charge. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop fun. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now and be a part of the chaos!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby on the way, co-signing, DivorceCraft, Divorced, family dynamics, fiancée, financial responsibility, Future, Girlfriend, Guilt, heavy drinker, loan, Minecraft, Moving in, parents, personal boundaries, selling house, Server, tugging at my heart, UNCOMFORTABLE, Utilities

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you like your dad, we promise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Build your dream house without worrying about co-signing loans with anyone – unless you want to build a pixelated mansion with your in-game buddies!

Escape the real world drama and dive into the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a diamond sword to slay virtual dragons? Join now and leave the real-life guilt trips behind!

ExBlockerCraft

Boundaries, Breakup, Coldhearted, Communication, Effort, Emotional support, ex boyfriend, ExBlockerCraft, family, GRIEVING, grown ass man, mother passed away, moving on, people pleasing, personal space, relationship, self-care, self-preservation, Siblings, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mines Excavated:	3105
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Villages Defended:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from ex-boyfriends who can’t take a hint? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual fortress and protect yourself from emotional vampires like never before. No more awkward phone calls or guilt trips, just pure unadulterated fun!

And hey, if you ever need to vent about your ex’s drama, our community is here to listen and support you. Just remember, in our world, you’re the boss and you call the shots.

So come on, join us and leave your ex-boyfriend’s emotional baggage behind. Because in this Minecraft server, the only grief you’ll experience is from losing your diamond pickaxe!

CraftyAlliesVSOrangeMan

alliances, american allies, Conflict, controversial, CraftyAlliesVSOrangeMan, enemies, foreign relations, Future, global impact, Government, international diplomacy, international relations, leadership, Politics, power dynamics, predictions, Presidency, trump, uncertainty, united states, world affairs

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who needs political drama when you can create your own world of fun and excitement? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

CraftyBlockz: ByeByeUSA!

alcohol, American products, Boycott, ByeByeUSA, Consumer, controversy, CraftyBlockz, decision, Economic, international relations, North America, Political, québec, québecois, Removal, Retail, SAQ, shelves, Spirits, Trade, TUESDAY, wine

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the owner is a secret agent who once defeated a creeper army with nothing but a carrot! like, who does that?! also, the mods are all unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat. plus, the spawn point is a giant taco made of gold blocks, and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that farts glitter. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks! #potatolove #unicornsrule #carrotwarrior

Players:	101/500	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	292
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3