If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 270 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Dragon Eggs Found: 2064 Gods Slained: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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