If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Enchantments Applied: 258 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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