If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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