CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

amenity, comfort, convenience, daily essential, ESSENTIAL, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Lifestyle, Live, luxury, luxury item, LuxuryCraft, modern convenience, must have, necessity, newfound necessity, opulence, Premium, unexpected luxury, Upscale

Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FitKids Mental Wellness

adolescence, Childhood, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, Exercise, FitKids, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, Mental, mental health, Mental Wellness, mind-body connection, overall health, physical activity, Physical fitness, Positive Psychology, preventative care, stress, teen years, well-being, wellness, youth development

so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23
Towns Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5015	Dragon Eggs Found:	7111
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Demand, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, humanitarian situation, Improvement, international relations, Israel, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, Server, Support, united states, us politics

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Towns Built:	2
Ores Mined:	6061	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyComradeJailbreak

activism, antiwar, CraftyComradeJailbreak, current events, DAUGHTER, drawing, family, Father, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Justice, News, Political, protest, protest art, released, russia, Russian

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Ores Mined:	1611
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

+18, armor stands, Builder, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Friend, java, Karlssons, Map resets, Mob Heads, multiplayer, Place, quality of life, season 3, Servers, shopping district, smp, Squaremap, survivalist, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, world border

karlssonSMP Overview

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Flip Out Minecraft Server

broad daylight, Confrontation, crime, criminal activity, Dangerous, dangerous situation., ENEMY, Flip, flips, gang member, gang violence, Guns, illegal, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Server, Shooting, street, Urban, violence

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3810
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

bug tracker, Craft, Datdota, Dota 2, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Lovers, News, Opendota, patches, shadow fiend, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, steam community, Stratz, STREAMS, Updates, Wiki

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

asserting yourself, choosing your partner, dealing with difficult family members, dysfunctional family dynamics, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, favoritism, holiday drama, holiday stress, making tough decisions, Minecraft, prioritizing mental health, Server, setting boundaries, sibling rivalry, SisVsBroXmas, standing up for yourself, strained relationships, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, toxic siblings, Ultimatum

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DadTalksOrNahMC

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, DadTalksOrNahMC, Emotional support, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Values, favoritism, love and care, parental figure, parenting, personal boundaries, protective brother, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4611
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!