CraftyPainzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Void Armor Forged:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

bad investment, bad purchase, buyer’s regret, buyer’s remorse, CraftyFails, disappointing purchase, financial mistake, impulse buy, money down the drain, money poorly spent, money wasted, poor decision, poor purchase choice, regretful buy, regretful shopping, regretful spending, wasted money, worst buy ever, worst decision, worst purchase, worst spending decision, WorstBuy

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

big nose, children, Conspiracy, criminal mastermind, distant island, Evil, HIDEOUT, hiding something, influent, island life, Kidnapper, king pig, Minecraft, Minions, Rich, rovio, secret, serfs, Server, Sinister, suspicious behavior, twisted plot, Villain, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

Boys, Brazilian, Brazilian admirers, Brazilian beauty, Brazilian boys, Brazilian charm, Brazilian crushes, Brazilian culture, Brazilian dating, Brazilian dreamboats, Brazilian heartthrobs, Brazilian hunks, Brazilian lifestyle, Brazilian love, brazilian men, Brazilian passion, Brazilian people, Brazilian relationships, Brazilian romance, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, smp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4191
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftySkillzMC SMP

Adaptability, Communication, CraftySkillzMC, critical thinking, education, empowerment, essential skill, growth, important skill, knowledge, learning, life skill, personal development, practical skill, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, self-sufficiency, skill, smp, useful skill, valuable skill

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!

CraftyFails, EASY, Minecraft

Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft and ended up with a mine cart stuck in a tree? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a team of professional roller coaster engineers ready to help you build the wildest rides imaginable! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of riding a mine cart through a lava-filled volcano or soaring through the skies on a giant chicken. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a theme park of your dreams!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0