CraftyFoolery | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	688560	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19

Come in to just go through minecraft.

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1386

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Star Shards Collected:	294
Zombie Dances:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Potions Brewed:	156	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4159	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Star Shards Collected:	62
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Items Found:	7549

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Towns Built:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	6106

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	8157
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4252	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	377666
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Emeralds Found:	3129
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	41
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1