Crafty Mindfulness Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, if you’re feeling down and anxious in Minecraft, come join our server! It’s like taking a happy pill but without the side effects, man. Our mindfulness meditation techniques are like magic for your brain, just as good as popping Escitalopram but without the weird chemicals messing you up.

Our researchers have found that joining our server is like a warm hug for your soul, helping with panic and social anxiety in the Minecraft world. It’s like therapy but with creepers and diamonds, dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mindfulness vibes flow through you like a river of lava. It’s gonna be epic, trust us.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	442791
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	1380	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Towns Built:	8	Magic Items Found:	6575

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	215042
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	192
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineCraftLove

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, forgiveness, Honesty, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLove, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Kim Jong-un, Military, north korean, Officials, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, world news

Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ores Mined:	6281
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

#Automotive, automatic transmission, Automobile (Industry), cell phones, distracted drivers, distracted driving, DRIVE, Driving, Gear, gear shifts, hands-free, manual transmission, mobile phones, PhoneFree, PHONES, regulations, road accidents, road safety, Safety, Shift, smartphone addiction, Technology, traffic laws, Vehicles

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TotemMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Crates RPG Quests Jobs Player Warps GriefPrevention Bank Vaults Coinshop Skills Mining Combat Fishing Money Items Perks Chat colors Glow effects Flight time

TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

• Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

• IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1450
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	6900	Emeralds Found:	393
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4