Crafty Hour | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	37	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

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Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

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Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	278804
Zombie Dances:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1646

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

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Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	77	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!

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Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.

So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Builders Brigade – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities.

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and talking trees who are always ready to lend a hand or cast a spell to help you on your Minecraft journey.

4. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of hearted players to enter. Are you pure of heart? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the blocks take you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ores Mined:	876

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ores Mined:	4568	Crystal Wands Charged:	15