Crafty Croatian SMP – 500k to 1 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Magic Items Found:	4238	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Votes:	1388	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	989	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Animals Bred:	200
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchantments Applied:	266
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Votes:	4896	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6563	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Void Gems Collected:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Crops Grown:	1786
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	999	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3269	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8352
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

AITA not buying girlfriend’s kids cars daughter turning 16 budget Honda Toyota good on gas BMW i8 brand new truck mom and dad married 2.5 years gold digger family internet determine reconsider, CarlessCraze, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	3845
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	163
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!

MomNotRealDaughterAITA

Affair, BETRAYAL, bio mom, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotions, family, family dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, love, MomNotRealDaughterAITA, Mother, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, stepmother, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wanted to experience family drama in a virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with scandalous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about love and relationships. From secret affairs to long-lost family revelations, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic tale of a husband, wife, and their daughter who discovers the shocking truth about her bio mom. Will she forgive her parents? Will the family ever be the same again? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride of emotions, secrets, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us today and prepare to be amazed!

Players:	104/100	Votes:	4548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	4