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AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	1647
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	412869	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8387	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	155
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	1833
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Emeralds Found:	8160
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4716
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	3770
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3561
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9824	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magic Items Found:	3269	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2234
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7888
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17