Crafty Croatian SMP – 500k to 1 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you a Croatian American looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further! Our server is filled with Croatian American players who have settled all over the virtual world, just like their real-life counterparts in the US.

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans as we build our virtual Croatian American community one block at a time. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual version of your long-lost cousin who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper attack.

So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, we have virtual sarma parties every Saturday night! You won’t want to miss out on the fun.

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dimension Hops:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	5177
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	3675
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7039	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	124	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6346
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	182	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	16

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1691	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7183
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Towns Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.