CraftingChronicles | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7875	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5226
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Animals Bred:	55	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Villages Defended:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Emeralds Found:	5798	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

BayanetNew.aternos.me:52879

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mines Excavated:	2704
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8460	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crops Grown:	2367	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8874
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	904	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	996162

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Players:	99/900	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1