Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you lazy gamers out there!
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lazy Pig, who will bring you all the bacon you could ever want without you even having to lift a finger. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Lazy Sword, which swings itself so you can just sit back and relax.
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Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we work 16 hours a day to bring you the most epic gaming experience ever! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers did the Macarena. It was a wild ride, but they soon discovered that our server had unlimited diamonds just waiting to be mined. And not just any diamonds, but sparkling rainbow diamonds that granted wishes when you held them in your hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their cause or stand against them? The choice is yours.
So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Who needs sleep when you can be mining for rainbow diamonds and fighting alongside talking chickens? It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. See you in the game!
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Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!
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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.
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Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.
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Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!
On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.
But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.
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In need of people to help me set up the server, please join!
A new survival looking for players, staff, etc. We are new and in need of many things! So, please join this new server to grow an audience and make the server known, and to just have fun playing on a MC server where you can enjoy a safe environment! This is survival, so have fun together everyone!
The world of DEFCON is yours for the taking! Recruit some friends and organize your own country on a map of earth. Rule a country of your choice or create your own. Alternatively, you can join an already-established country and find camaraderie with fellow players through the intense struggles between nations.
Economy Matters
Money makes the world go ‘round. In DEFCON, management of resources is important as it will allow you to fund wars and create infrastructure for your nation. Establish and maintain a burgeoning economy for your nation while trying to sabotage the production capabilities of your enemies. You will be amazed at how easily supplies appear, grievances disappear, and friends turn on friends when you flash some green at them.
A Minecraft PVP Server We Need Staff. And Get a Free Untouched KIT!
go too https://discord.gg/ZRCzQF Then Go Too Code Too Get A Code
And Then Thats How Too Get a untouched kit
And A Free Slayer Kit Warning Untouched is harder
Cuase After The Untouched You Must Have atleast 20 kill with 10 deaths
Hi, this is a relaxed survival server, I created this with simplicity in mind. There’s no excessive or annoying plugins, no ranks, or no huge flashy spawn. I would like this server to be a fun experience so if you have any feedback or features you would like to be added (within reason) please feel free to ask! PvP is enabled throughout the world, but you are safe within claims. Claim your land to protect your things because anything out of your claims is free game! You can get more claim blocks by being online. Explore from the spawn point or use /rtp to teleport to a random location!
Server features:
Essentials – for player commands and accessibility
Grief Prevention – claim land to protect your work
Old Combat – attack cooldown is disabled
ClearLag – to help reduce server lag for players
World Border – to help reduce server lag by preventing an enormous map
Random TP – you can teleport to a random location to get started
No phantoms – phantoms are disabled
Silk spawners – You can mine spawners with silk touch or craft them with a mob egg
Embark on an unforgettable journey in PancakeNetwork, a Minecraft 1.20 Factions, Skyblock, Skywars and Prison server like no other! Forge alliances, build mighty empires, and wage epic battles against other factions in a quest for supremacy. PancakeNetwork offers a perfect blend of classic Factions gameplay enhanced with unique features, custom enchantments, and a player-driven economy. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the world of Factions, PancakeNetwork provides an engaging and challenging environment for all players. Join us today, create or join a faction, and set out on your path to glory!
Riverside Valley is a world full of criminals, successful millionaires, and vigilante citizens. Purchase a car, plane, or helicopter, to get to your penthouse suit in the sky while police chase criminals robbing the bank.
Server map: www.es-mc.co:8123/
Server ip: play.es-mc.co
We’re a new server looking to officially launch in a couple weeks time.
We are currently looking into expanding the server into a network server once we get enough funds! Come join and be part of the growth of Ascension Realm!
