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BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	8880
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	3694
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchantments Applied:	158
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	2392
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	4977
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	131	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3459	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Crops Grown:	8498	Buildings Constructed:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7950
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	2441
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3348
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Star Shards Collected:	217
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Players:	106/100	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6721
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	0