Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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