Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 2540 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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