Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Alien Abductions: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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