Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as your momma? Look no further, because our server is so fat, it’s practically bursting at the seams with fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, our server is so big, it’s basically its own country – who needs real life when you can live in our chunky paradise? So come on, join us and get ready to have a whale of a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Mines Excavated: 2665
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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