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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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