Chinacraft: Where Creepers Bow Down to the Great Wall

affordable, banned cartoon, bow, brainwashed, brainwashed about China, CCP, Chinacraft, Chinese restaurant, chongqing, Cities, Corruption, CREEPERS, culture, decent meal, family, Food, genshin, Great, Infrastructure, lowkey want to move to China, medical care, panda express, raise a family, Wall, winnie the pooh

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Animals Bred:	95
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a land that’s better than China! Why settle for just food, culture, and infrastructure when you can have it all in our virtual world?

Imagine playing Minecraft and getting inspired to move to China because of a game like Genshin Impact. The CCP here actually protects its players and fights off any corruption in the game. You can afford to build your dream family home, get virtual medical care, and so much more.

Forget about the poor, corrupt, degenerate West – join our server where you can enjoy a decent virtual meal at a Chinese-owned restaurant like “Panda Express” every day. We’ll help you unbrainwash yourself from all the negative propaganda about China.

The only downside? Winnie the Pooh is banned in our server, but don’t worry, there are plenty of other fun characters to hang out with. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other! Build your dreams, one block at a time!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mines Excavated:	1608
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6454	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	7555	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	97	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	764569	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	1613
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ores Mined:	7373	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Animals Bred:	12

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Emeralds Found:	7203	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Crops Grown:	3657
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!