Chinacraft: Where Creepers Bow Down to the Great Wall

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	88
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	6798
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mines Excavated:	1543
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Crops Grown:	5393
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Emeralds Found:	1328
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1322
Animals Bred:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	3450
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6