Browser Minecraft SMP /g/

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Are you tired of being forced to switch browsers for work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any browser drama here. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few secret browser wars happening behind the scenes. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why Internet Explorer mysteriously disappeared… 😉 So come on, join us and escape the browser madness for a while!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	2077	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mines Excavated:	4741	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mines Excavated:	4014
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crops Grown:	8292
Magic Items Found:	1696	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7662	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Farms Harvested:	780

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	164
Magic Items Found:	6829	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Star Shards Collected:	223	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8247	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!