Browser Minecraft SMP /g/

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Are you tired of being forced to switch browsers for work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any browser drama here. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few secret browser wars happening behind the scenes. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why Internet Explorer mysteriously disappeared… 😉 So come on, join us and escape the browser madness for a while!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Star Shards Collected:	140

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3439

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.