BroLandLordzGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Animals Bred:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Farms Harvested:	525
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Mines Excavated:	3992	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Potions Brewed:	153	Alien Abductions:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6942	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Star Shards Collected:	105	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5918
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	New Chunks Explored:	669138
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.