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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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